hobo vodka

July 25, 2008 3:46 PM  (go back to main view)

hobo vodka

I blame Will over at BetheBoy for my fascination with the word Hobo. He’s got some really entertaining Hobos living at his housing area and I forgot how fun it is to say Hobo until he posted about them.

As an avid drinker who is often in a monetary bind, I have become a lover and fan of Hobo vodka.

What is Hobo Vodka you ask? Well hell, let me show you:

This isn’t my Hobo Vodka of choice but it’s obviously of the Hobo Variety. It is called McCormick for fuck’s sake. I’ve never heard of a Russian with the name Mc in their last name.

Anyway I discovered my Hobo Vodka of joy at our local CVS. I can’t even remember the brand other than GROSS but I wanted something cheap to shake a cocktail with before my pedicure at the place next door. I see some bottom shelf heap of shit in a plastic bottle on the bottom shelf… for 4.99.

Behold, Hobo Vodka! Even cheaper than Thunderbird!

You also have to understand that it tastes like shit. You have to mix it just right or you could have a Hobo Vodka overdose. I’ve also never tried mixing it with anything that would taste remotely good. But at least I found vodka cheap enough for Hobos. That should get me some kind of award.